Zombie Rules

Gabrielle M. Thorne

March 30 

Rule 1: Cardio

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  Gabrielle M. Thorne Rule 2: Beware of Bathrooms: Any good apocalyptic zombie survivor should know better than going into a bathroom, small closet or any other small room with one way in or out.

  March 30 at 12:24am · Like · 4
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  Gabrielle M. Thorne Rule 3: Seatbelts: It’s a safe bet unless you’re a complete idiot ( see rule #7 ) you’re not going to travel on foot in a zombie outbreak. So when travelling on four wheels wear your seat belt. Nothing worse than finding yourself ejected out of your car into the loving and oh so hungry arms of zombies.

  March 30 at 12:24am · Like · 4
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  Gabrielle M. Thorne Rule 4: Doubletap: Carrying a gun is a great idea but it should never be your primary weapon. When you do end up using it for that last-minute ‘oh shit’ moment remember to double tap. If your attacked by zobmies why skimp? One bullet more in the head will go a long way to ensuring your survival.

  March 30 at 12:25am · Like · 4
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  Gabrielle M. Thorne Rule 5: No Attachments: This is a tough one but you can not have attachments. If you have kids or a wife your less likely to survive then the gal or guy who has no attachments and nothing slowing him or her down. Attachments lead to bonehead decisions like ‘going back into the room’ or ‘nobody gets left behind’. <------Don't know about that one!!

  March 30 at 12:26am · Like · 3