Thursday, December 1, 2016

Decorated Tree in the Bachelor Pad

OK! So, we have some wild single breeds in the compound! I never really payed attention to their quarters. I mean, I had a tree set up by the pool table for the season, but, COME ON! Bulbs go on the tree! Lights even! Not PANTIES! OMG! 
Lucan Thorne! We need to discuss this!
Lucan Thorne Now I know why Gideon was laughing when I saw the "Pantie Clause" holiday sign he was making for Aric. I don't even want to know what those breed are planning.
However, I would like to see their faces upon finding out that you've seen their {special} tree.




Gabrielle M. Thorne Peggy, I have no words for what them boys have done to that tree. I do know, however, I'm telling their moms and Santa! Elise, Tess, Tavia, ....*Cough* Darion Thorne! Your presence is requested when you wake!


Aric Chase Nope. Not saying a word. Except maybe those look like they're from a panty raid from the 70's. I prefer thongs, or commando works too. *winks*


Dylan Alexander "How many panty raids did they go on?"


Rachel Barrett Haha I love it!


Aric Chase That would be a question for maybe Brock or Kade. Maybe even Pop. But, thankfully, before my time. I smell a set up!


Brock Breed I think someone got their panty drawer raided. My bet is all those panties belong to Kade. *dies*


Dare Thorne Ma!!! *when Mom calls me out by my full name I know the shit is about to hit the proverbial fan* First of all, do you think I would actually date a woman that wore panties like that? Or panties at all? Geez. Not me, not this time. Did Dad raid your panty drawer? *snorts*


Lucan Thorne *Arches a brow*
Dare, do you really want to discuss your mother and the adventures of her undergarments?


Dare Thorne *Clears throat* Um, no Sir. That's a convo I'd rather not have. I was merely making a suggestion that she may wish to check her inventory. I think we were set up. *Leaves quickly before Mom returns with Aunt Elise's frying pan*


Rafe Malebranche *Raises an eyebrow* Anyone notice these are all Granny Panties? I for one don't usually date or feed from any female who wears panties at all, let alone Granny Panties.


Elijah Breed *chuckles* I was wondering what was the deal with you guys having that kind of ladies' underwear on your Xmas tree...


Gabrielle M. Thorne Look! I quite like my panties! Even my granny ones! But not on a TREE!

Ps... you boys wouldn't feed from this female? I'll make sure I tell her she's off the menue.....


Gabrielle M. Thorne Ohhhh... and no desert either?


Gabrielle M. Thorne So, again I ask you. Where did the panties come from!


Dylan Alexander Maybe they bought them on Ebay.


Rafe Malebranche *Raises an eyebrow* I've never been a superhero fan Aunty Gabby, so I'm sure they're not from either of these ladies.



Gabrielle M. Thorne Rafe, you sure about that! I remember a certian boy who wished he could shoot web from his wrists!!! Or ride in a bat mobile!



Gabrielle M. Thorne And this one is Micah! im sure i can find the others!!

Wednesday, April 22, 2015

Aric+Balloons+Helium= BIG TROUBLE MISTER

*he double checks the security feeds* Yep, looks like the boss is down for the count,. keep him busy Aunt Gabs, I need just a couple, maybe three, hours. He grabs a couple of helium tanks, one of the cases of balloons, and heads for Lucan's office. Making short work of blowing up the first few thousand balloons, he grabs more and fills those as well, completely filling the office with brilliantly colored latex balloons. The left over balloons he decided to fill as well and put them all into Kade's SUV for their patrol tonight.
 — withMargaret Stagg.

Monday, April 20, 2015

The Green Folder - Aric & Margaret Stagg

*he sits down at his computer to compose a quick email to Gideon*
Gid,
I am working on something for Lucan and I need some specialized assistance. You know that green folder you gave me to look over the other day? Yeah, I don't need that one, I need the other one. Would you be able to bring it to me? You know, the red one. But DON'T COME HERE! I will come get it from you. No wait, maybe you better give it to Carys. She can give to it Nathan, who will be able to give it to Kade to deliver to you so that I can get it. Although, now that I think about it...I don't think the blue folder has what I need in it. Better grab the yellow one too, just in case. I am upstairs in the basement working in the storm cellar until that damn rainbow goes away, it is scaring the hell out of me!
Quick, I need that info by half past yesterday! Think you could help me tomorrow?
— with Margaret Stagg.

Wednesday, March 18, 2015

Winchesters

*Tries to hide my EXCITEMENT as I turn on some WINCHESTERS* Y'all ready for some......