Showing posts with label Rafe. Show all posts
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Thursday, December 1, 2016

Decorated Tree in the Bachelor Pad

OK! So, we have some wild single breeds in the compound! I never really payed attention to their quarters. I mean, I had a tree set up by the pool table for the season, but, COME ON! Bulbs go on the tree! Lights even! Not PANTIES! OMG! 
Lucan Thorne! We need to discuss this!
Lucan Thorne Now I know why Gideon was laughing when I saw the "Pantie Clause" holiday sign he was making for Aric. I don't even want to know what those breed are planning.
However, I would like to see their faces upon finding out that you've seen their {special} tree.




Gabrielle M. Thorne Peggy, I have no words for what them boys have done to that tree. I do know, however, I'm telling their moms and Santa! Elise, Tess, Tavia, ....*Cough* Darion Thorne! Your presence is requested when you wake!


Aric Chase Nope. Not saying a word. Except maybe those look like they're from a panty raid from the 70's. I prefer thongs, or commando works too. *winks*


Dylan Alexander "How many panty raids did they go on?"


Rachel Barrett Haha I love it!


Aric Chase That would be a question for maybe Brock or Kade. Maybe even Pop. But, thankfully, before my time. I smell a set up!


Brock Breed I think someone got their panty drawer raided. My bet is all those panties belong to Kade. *dies*


Dare Thorne Ma!!! *when Mom calls me out by my full name I know the shit is about to hit the proverbial fan* First of all, do you think I would actually date a woman that wore panties like that? Or panties at all? Geez. Not me, not this time. Did Dad raid your panty drawer? *snorts*


Lucan Thorne *Arches a brow*
Dare, do you really want to discuss your mother and the adventures of her undergarments?


Dare Thorne *Clears throat* Um, no Sir. That's a convo I'd rather not have. I was merely making a suggestion that she may wish to check her inventory. I think we were set up. *Leaves quickly before Mom returns with Aunt Elise's frying pan*


Rafe Malebranche *Raises an eyebrow* Anyone notice these are all Granny Panties? I for one don't usually date or feed from any female who wears panties at all, let alone Granny Panties.


Elijah Breed *chuckles* I was wondering what was the deal with you guys having that kind of ladies' underwear on your Xmas tree...


Gabrielle M. Thorne Look! I quite like my panties! Even my granny ones! But not on a TREE!

Ps... you boys wouldn't feed from this female? I'll make sure I tell her she's off the menue.....


Gabrielle M. Thorne Ohhhh... and no desert either?


Gabrielle M. Thorne So, again I ask you. Where did the panties come from!


Dylan Alexander Maybe they bought them on Ebay.


Rafe Malebranche *Raises an eyebrow* I've never been a superhero fan Aunty Gabby, so I'm sure they're not from either of these ladies.



Gabrielle M. Thorne Rafe, you sure about that! I remember a certian boy who wished he could shoot web from his wrists!!! Or ride in a bat mobile!



Gabrielle M. Thorne And this one is Micah! im sure i can find the others!!